The Commish waxes philosophically about all things pop culture from his very own control room in Washington, DC. Originally from the wilds of central North America and now wildly tromping up and down the Eastern Seaboard stopping wherever the law temporarily allows, the Commish plans on one day running his very own network somewhere in the 500s of your local cable provider’s programming guide.
Littlechick originally hails from Massachusetts and makes her home somewhere along the Eastern Seaboard. She: loves linguistics and European history, has a miniature best dachshund friend, watches Transformers and Transformers 2 way too often (or not often enough?), can be easily bribed with root beer (especially Virgil’s), is completely grossed out by worms (and would like to thank her campers at the YMCA for throwing them all over her), and hopes to one day live in Indianapolis.
Yeti resides in Arlington, VA just outside our nation’s capital. He believes in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman’s back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. He believes Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. He believes there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. He believes in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and he believes in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. He also believes he is going to be sued by Ron Shelton.
I’m from the “garden” part of the Garden State. I’ve never even seen Jersey Shore and I’ve only been down there once, but at least I know to say “DOWN the shore.” I went to college in Wisconsin because why the hell not? I currently reside in Boston mostly because we have the most awesome professional sports teams anywhere. And if you disagree, we should probably step outside. I’ve been known to waste a day watching marathons of Law and Order: SVU, Chopped, Arrested Development, and Blue Planet (the ocean RULES!). Also, don’t give me swedish fish because I’m likely to finish your whole bag.