You’ve all seen the commercials. You know the ones – the rip offs of the Chuck Norris jokes. I realize that maybe I’m taking this too seriously, but come on. This guy fully admits that he “doesn’t always drink beer.” Well then why the hell would I consider taking beer advice from you? Someone who doesn’t drink beer very often is likely to point me in the direction of Heineken or Budweiser and who in their right mind drinks that swill anymore? I used to drink Heineken. In high school. Maybe that’s Dos Equis’ target demographic.
Also, “If he were to pat you on the back, you would list it on your resume.” I work in HR, folks. I can tell you with all certainty that this would count for nothing.