AMC’s “The Killing” continues to haunt us on Sunday nights. Over the course of the twelve weeks of the show the question that will be on everybody’s mind is of course “who killed Rosie Larsen?” Which means it’s time for Television Oddsmakers, your guide to the ever changing odds on who we think is responsible for the death of Rosie Larsen.
Darren Richmond – 75:1 – Didn’t anybody tell Darren that breaking a mirror leads to seven years bad luck? Darren was fired up this week, trying to get back into the ball game and decided to dispatch Jamie to go dig up some dirt on Mayor Adams. In the meantime, he attended the parole hearing for the women who killed his wife in a drunk driving crash years ago. After the aforementioned mirror destruction, Darren decided to release the hounds and leak to the press the new found info on the fact that the Mayor really likes his intern.
Stephen Holder – 40:1 – “I’m just a poor boy nobody loves me.” Poor Holder, we were so wrong to doubt you, and yes I’m sure Linden feels just as bad as we do. Such a secretive chap…all because he didn’t want anybody to know that you’ve been clean for six months, dutifully attending your Narcotics Anonymous meetings along with your sponsor who you have been giving your paychecks to just to make sure you don’t blow it on…well…hooker and blow. Of course if you aren’t the killer well then I have to simply believe that things are going to get dangerous for dear Stephen, particularly with the FBI involved these days.
Bennet Ahmed – 15:1 – Apparently Bennet, loves to travel (why else to need all of those passports). Seems like Bennet might just be mixed up with Mohammed in just a little bit more than studying the Koran, given the sudden appearance of the FBI in our lives this week. Of course you never know maybe he’s just getting ready to go on vacation (no doubt to the Grand Canyon) to replace that t-shirt of Rosie’s that popup up at Mohammed’s meat packing plant of horrors which contains a simply spectacular kitchen, furnished kids bedroom and much much more! Rosie a terrorist too? Surely not but once again maybe she saw something that she shouldn’t have…
Gwen Eaton and Jamie Wright – 13:1 – Finally a chance for Jamie to get down and dirty after his earlier turn as a mole in the Adams’ campaign. You can see the outright joy on Jamie’s face when Darren gives the greenlight, which catches Gwen off guard. Otherwise a quiet week for our bumbling political duo.
Belko Royce – 7:1 – Belko doesn’t even bother to show this week, giving Mitch plenty of time to accidentally leave her kids in the car, with the garage door closed, and with the engine running. Of course our favorite booze swilling aunt shows up in the nick of time to rescue the kiddos. With Belko absent his spot on the Television Oddsmakers Leaderboard stays the same, because as well all know old Belko was no doubt spending his newfound free time picking out his next victim.
Next week: Will the continued barriers he throws up obstructing the gathering of evidence find Lt. Oakes a spot on the Television Oddsmakers Leaderboard? Tune in to find out…
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